10 Tips Naik Gaji

1. Jangan pernah berjalan tanpa dokumen di tangan. Orang yg bawa-bawa dokumen kelihatannya seperti seorang pekerja keras yang mau meeting. Sementara orang yg nggak bawa apa-apa kayaknya mau ke B2. Kalau yang bawa koran pasti mau ke WC. Nah yang bawa kerjaan sama laptop saat pulang, pasti mau gaya-gaya doang, sampe rumah cuman ditarok di meja, besoknya dibawa lagi ke kantor.
2. Pake computers biar keliatan sibuk. Tiap saat anda di depan PC, keliatannya anda kerja di mata boss, padahal anda sedang baca dan kirim email atau lagi winpop-an dengan temen deket. Saat anda ketahuan boss lagi ngi-mail, pengakuan yg paling baik ya lagi lihat situasi pasar atau lagi belajar program baru untuk bikin cash flow.
3. Meja berantakan. Boss bisa aja mejanya bersih, sedangkan kita jangan harap, kalo meja kita bersih pasti dianggap kita tidak kerja cukup getol. Taruh aja setumpuk dokumen di meja, pasti anda dianggap pekerja keras.
4. Mesin Penjawab Telpon. Nggak usah jawab telpon kalo anda punya mesin penjawab. Orang tidak akan telpon ke anda untuk memberi sesuatu, orang telpon supaya anda mengerjakan sesuatu. Periksa aja mesin penjawab. Kalo seseorang nelpon mengenai suatu kerjaan, jawab aja saat jam makan siang, yang jelas dia nggak bakalan ada dan anda keliatan seperti pekerja keras.
5. Kelihatan serius dan sangar. Yang terpenting, anda harus keliatan serius dan sangar biar boss mengganggap anda selalu sibuk.
6. Tinggalkan kantor lambat. Selalu meninggalkan kantor lambat, khususnya saat si boss masih ada. Anda bisa baca majalah atau buka internet, sehingga kelihatan bahwa anda kurang waktu untuk baca atau kerjakan sesuatu. Saat pulang, pastikan boss anda lihat. Kirim email penting pada jam-jam yang larut seperti 21.35 atau 19.05, bahkan kalo perlu pada hari libur.
7. Tarik napas kreatif. Tariklah napas keras-keras saat banyak orang di sekeliling anda, sehingga kelihatan bahwa anda sedang di bawah tekanan karena banyaknya kerjaan.
8. Strategi numpuk. Rasanya kurang cukup kalo hanya numpuk dokumen di meja, tambahin aja dengan buku-buku manual yang tebel yang berserakan di lantai.
9. Tambahlah perbendaharaan kata-kata. Baca beberapa majalah komputer dan cari tau istilah dan produk baru. Gunakan istilah yang IT banget saat ngobrol dengan boss. Ingat: boss tidak perlu tau apa yang anda bicarakan, tapi yang terpenting anda tampil mengesankan di hadapannya.
10. Yang terpenting. Jangan forward ini kepada boss anda tanpa sengaja!! Ancur deh image yang anda bangun dengan susah payah.
    
    
    

Top 14 Humor Of Getting Married

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.....

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??"

The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

#CASE 3

Before a man is married, he is incomplete.

Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.

#CASE 5

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

#CASE 6

Young son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in most countries son."

#CASE 7

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair?

#CASE 10

Married life is very frustrating.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

#CASE 11

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

#CASE 12

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds letters.

They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

#CASE 13

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14

A woman was telling her friend: "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.

The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."